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Uncle Lanny's Sleepover Service (and Private Flea Market)

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Uncle Lanny's Sleepover Service (and Private Flea Market): Monologue...Uncle, Uncle Lanny's Sleepover Service, & Private Flea Market...& Used Panini Grills, He's Selling Turtles Now, & Hot Burrito Bar. To book an appointment baby, call Art Flemming's voicemail. We'll rent you the entire bed, but you'll probably only need the rail. Refurbished Beeper Parts, & Pet Taxidermy, Rebuilding Trannies Now, Crying Clown Portraits. Prorated Orgasms, Holiday rates increased. You gotta pay the price sometimes if you want him to unleash the beast. & Knitted Cat Sweaters, Air Brushed Dream-Catchers, Canning Jams and Stuff, & Body Hair Braider. If you can't make it to his home, he'll sex you up on the phone. 7.95 a minute, Spread your mind, let Lanny in it! Kiddy Pool Cleaner, Midget Fight Trainer, Vacuum Repair Man, Robot Matchmaker. (1-900-G.I.T.-B.I.Z.Y.). You can even bring the kids on in, Uncle Lanny's got a jungle gym. But if you're having troubles with your man, please don't bring him! & Private Flea Market, & Canine Body Piercing, Oral Tattoo Cleaner, Loose Meat Sandwiches.

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Rip and The Morning Afters Bloomington, Indiana

Now that he has made it to the 21st century, Mr. Owczarski has decided to embark on what he calls, "his final comeback" with his new band, The Morning Afters.

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